holidays and wars on concepts

so my beloved subscription to the daily candy lead me to the discovery of these enchanting xmas cards:


which lead me to more anti-xmas propaganda searches, which brought me to "the war on christmas" controversy, and eventually to wikipedia's list of wars on concepts, which to my dismay is very random and generally anemic. i mean, we haven't even declared war on crime yet. i wonder which pro-crime lobbying firm has our government on its dole.